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December 31, 2007

Tired dog

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 11:31 am

Sleepy dogAn old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.  I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, resumed his position  in the hall, and slept for an hour.  This continued for several weeks.

Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: “Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: “He lives in a home with ten children — he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”

Thanks Gene

December 30, 2007

Viagra advertising

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 7:17 pm

Viagra

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How clouds are made….

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 7:09 pm

…at the cloud factory.

Cloudfactory

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Used condoms are cheaper….

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 6:26 pm

Usedcondoms

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Weapon of Self Destruction

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 6:23 pm

Russian Roulette Pistol

Russian roulette pistol

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Beautiful plantlife

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 6:15 pm

Plantlife

Get your mind out of the gutter.

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Leap of faith

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 6:10 pm

The first step is the hardest.

It’s not the fall… it’s the sudden stop at the bottom.

Leapoffaith

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Hummer H2

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 5:41 pm

HUMMER-20-TOUGH

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Lose your glasses?

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 5:37 pm

Emergency glasses

If you wear glasses, then you know how challenging it can be to find your glasses if you have laid them down and can’t remember where you put them. You need your glasses to find your glasses. This is a way that you can make a quick, emergency pair of glasses for yourself or someone else that needs them.

How to make an emergency pair of glasses

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Man cold

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 5:13 pm

A sketch from BBC TV series Man Stroke Woman.

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