Happy Halloween

Mac-O-Lanterns

9 last minute Halloween costumes you can make from junk

10 things that sound dirty on Halloween

1. So…What’d you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!

9. They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!

 

Cut out your own Halloween masks from Forbes

Corny Pumpkin

What kind of monster are you?

Flasher

Senator Larry Craig mugshot mask

 From all the usual suspects

Man levitates outside White House

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We warned you

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8 Most Harrowing Tornado Encounters Ever Caught on Tape

Here’s just one:

Here they all are

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Who were you in your last life?

Just type in your birtdate… and wallah!   I’m sure it’s all scientifically true….. 

My results:

Who were you in your last life?

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Ghost story

A professor at the University of West Virginia is giving a lecture on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?”

About 90 students raise their hands. “Well, that’s a good start.

Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve seen a ghost.

About 40 students raise their hands. “That’s really good.

I’m really glad you take this seriously.

Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost. 3 students raise their hands.

“That’s fantastic. But let me ask you one question further… Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”

Billy Bob, way in the back raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have made love to a ghost.

You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.” The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor says, “Well, so tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.”

To which Billy Bob replied, “Shiiiiiit!!!. From way back thar I thought you said “Goats”!!

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Winter

I, for one, am not looking forward to this….

Lots more icy winter pics

Sailing seals

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Dead duck

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Moving Tip #48

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