August 31, 2006
Bath time curiosities
A three-year-old boy was examining his pee pee while taking a bath. “Mama,” he asked, “are these my brains?”
Mama smiled and answered, “Not yet.”
CDC ALERT
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced “gonna re-elect him.”
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
(No hate mail please. I’d have done it it if it were a Democrat joke too. ‘Cause it’s funny.)
