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March 30, 2006

The mechanic

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 4:09 am

Motorecycle repair   A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

   The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, ”Hey Doc, can I ask you a question..”

   The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

   The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, ”So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So, how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”

   The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic………………

   “Try doing it with the engine running.”

Thanks Phyllis

March 29, 2006

Designated driver

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 6:58 am

Good Spouse..

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Ted Kennedy accidentally cited for being topless in public?

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 6:49 am

Hardly used

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Tombstone_for_sale

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Out of town

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 6:46 am

Fewer posts for the next couple of days.  I’m in Florida to visit my aunt.  Should resume normal posts this weekend.   Ya’ll be careful out there.

 

No comment necessary

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 6:37 am

Luvbjs

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March 28, 2006

Oh, one last thing

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 12:28 am

Tombstone Fuck

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They just have to sniff

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 12:23 am

Dog and Statue

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Good vs evil illusion

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 12:21 am

Good vs Evil

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Spray on clothes

Filed under: Uncategorized — jonco48 @ 12:07 am

Spray on fabricFabrican: a cotton-fabric that comes in a can. Once sprayed onto your body, the pressurized liquid turns instantly into a fabric. Each squirt from the can sends thousands of cotton fibers splattering against your skin. The fibers then bend together to form a disposable garment that peels away when you undress. Since the fibers are delivered in a diffused form, other elements can easily be added, like perfumes, pigments or treatments.

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