Drunk guy: Here’s hoping you’re in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you’re dead.
Drunk girl: What’s that mean?
Drunk guy: It’s an Irish toast.
Drunk girl: Oh. Well, here’s to bread, eggs and cinnamon.
Drunk guy: Huh?
Drunk girl: That’s French toast.
December 31, 2005
New Year’s Toast
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u need better jokes
Comment by Anonymous — August 21, 2006 @ 5:45 pm |
This cracked me up. Thank you.
Comment by needed this — December 22, 2006 @ 11:54 pm |