Here’s the link to this story. Be sure to read the comments. They’re hillarious. Some people just have way too much time.
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August 31, 2005
Man forced to have sex with 3 women at gunpoint
From the Mercury newspaper in Pietermaritzburg, South Africa
August 25, 2005 By Alex Eliseev Johannesburg:
The hunt is on for three women who ambushed a 30-year-old man and forced him to have sex with them at gunpoint.
According to police spokeswoman Paula Nothnagel, a case of indecent assault had been opened and identity kits would be released soon. The man cannot be named because of the nature of the offence.
Nothnagel said that on Saturday night the man was walking through Roodepoort when the women pulled up next to him in their maroon BMW.
They asked him for directions to the Savoy Hotel and he got into the car to show them the way.
At the hotel the women persuaded him to join them for a drink, before asking him for directions to yet another hotel.
While on the road to the Station Hotel the women suddenly changed direction and drove to a dark and empty field near the Durban Deep mine.
“One woman produced a firearm and held the man at gunpoint,” Nothnagel said.
“The women got undressed and all three took turns to have intercourse with him.”
The man was then ordered back into the car and dropped off along Main Reef Road.
Nothnagel said the man then went home before opening a case at the local police station. The West Rand Family Violence, Child Protection and Sexual Offences Unit is investigating. They suspect the women were all aged between 20 and 30.
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Dig a deep hole in your back yard – where will you end up?
If I go out into my backyard and dig a verrrry deep hole… all the way through the earth, where would I end up? I’d end up off the west coast of Australia. Where would you end up? Dig a hole.
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Obscenities uttered by Jesus
“Dad damn you.”
“Holy Mom, mother of me.”
“Dad.”
“Myself almighty.”
“Good me.”
“Me, Mom, and Mom’s husband …”
“Me.”
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Neo Orleans to replace New Orleans
An idea from dorking out:
First I’d like to say that the events surrounding the hurricane this week were(are) very tragic we don’t intend this to make light of the humanitarian situation at all. There is no nice way to say it, but New Orleans is, quite literally, up shit creek without a paddle. Getting straight to the point: They should bail on New Orleans, and build Neo Orleans as a floating megacity on Lake Pontchartrain….
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