Just in case you needed to know, the filled Magnum XL holds an amazing seven gallons.
July 31, 2005
How much water can a condom hold?
Close but no cigar
Former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official.
Mr Clinton was offered the deal on a recent trip to Kenya.
He was offered the animals as a traditional African way of getting a father to give away his daughter’s hand in marriage.
The dowry is a very generous one by the country’s own standards.
Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor wrote to Mr Clinton through Kenya’s Foreign Minister.
He said: “Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding.
“I would have invited South African Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu to preside at the ceremony.”
The councillor gave the names of the former Kenyan president Daniel Arap-Moi and two of his college mates as character references.
Mr Chepkurgor also said he was also impressed by Mr Clinton’s wife, Hillary, for standing by Mr Clinton during the Monica Lewinksy scandal.
He said Mrs Clinton acted like a “like an African woman”.
via Skynews
Get your original Picasso at Costco
An original framed Pablo Picasso crayon drawing from 1958, “Atelier De Cannes” available only at Costco for $129,999.99. Hurry – Limited Supply!
via growabrain
Urinals of the world
Gateway Arch, St. Louis International Space Station, Outter space
Mystique Night Club, Bangkok Thailand
TV Hill (miltary broadcast station in the middle of Kabul Afganistan)
The Felix, Hong Kong Woman’s urinal, Dairy Queen, Port Charlotte
More exciting urinals can be found at urinal.net. (Pretty neat Google map interface)
via The Presurfer
July 30, 2005
Ten horsepower motorized couch – Lamps included
From the dawn of time, women have asked men to move furniture. This is one man’s modern response to this age-old request.
via Look at this
Name your child according to your profession
Lawyer’s daughter: Sue
Thief’s son: Rob
Lawyer’s son: Will
Doctor ’s son: Bill
Meteorologist’s daughter: Haley
Steam shovel operator’s son: Doug
Hair Stylist’s son: Bob
Homeopathic doctor’s son: Herb
Justice of the peace’s daughter: Mary
Sound stage technician’s son: Mike
Hot-dog vendor’s son: Frank
Gambler’s daughter: Bette
Exercise guru’s son: Jim
Cattle Thief’s son: Russell
Painter’s son: Art
Iron worker’s son: Rusty
TV show star’s daughter: Emmy
Movie star’s son: Oscar
Barber’s son: Harry
via Growabrain
Scratching an itch for a sand doll
More sand dolls can be found here. Even more sculptures here and here and here.
via Growabrain
