These guys aren’t.
June 30, 2005
A really cool video
Click here. I saw this a while back. It’s been updated and worth the load time.
Peeping Tom Pulled From Women’s Outhouse Toilet
A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women’s toilet that was filled with human waste. Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany.
Read all about it here.
via j-walkblog
June 26, 2005
No posts for a few days
I’ll be visiting the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock Arkansas, so I won’t be able to post until I get back. Expected return is Wednesday evening.
In the mean time.. here are a few Steven Wright one-liners:
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. So I looked closer. It was made of grass.
Smoking cures weight problems… Eventually…
Dyselxics Have More Nuf.
Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one… It wasn’t doing what I was doing.
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don’t accidentally walk through into another dimension.
My watch is three hours fast, and I can’t fix it. So I’m going to move to New York.
If you can’t hear me, it’s because I’m in parentheses.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again.
I invented the cordless extension cord.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now.
Lots more here.
vias growabrain
Emilie’s Don’t Yawn Game
Play Emilie’s Don’t Yawn Game.
Can you play… and not yawn? It’s harder than you think.
via Look at this
June 25, 2005
Why is yawning contagious?
The answer is here. If you can understand it, please explain it to me… in laymans terms.
via madville.com
Playing chicken with a Porsche…. literally
It went all the way through the interior of the car. See the complete series of pics here.
via madville.com
